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What religion was Uncle Ben's rice before it was converted?

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hoaloha

Post Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:58 pm by hoaloha

Is this a trick question? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Tater Salad

Post Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:25 pm by Tater Salad

Nope, I was just curious. They've always called in Uncle Ben's converted rice, so I wonder what it was converted to.

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hoaloha

Post Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:42 pm by hoaloha

Well thats a question for Uncle Ben. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Tater Salad

Post Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:49 pm by Tater Salad

Is he married to Aunt Jemima?

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hoaloha

Post Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:01 pm by hoaloha

I am not sure, he could have finally hitched then that would make him a Baptist.

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Tater Salad

Post Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:07 pm by Tater Salad

Or maybe Seventh Day Inventist?

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hoaloha

Post Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:04 pm by hoaloha

Tater you're too funny. You could be right on this one.

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Tater Salad

Post Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:19 pm by Tater Salad

If they did get married, would Betty Crocker and Mrs. Butterworth come to the wedding?

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hoaloha

Post Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:22 pm by hoaloha

Just as long as Oscar Meyer can come. They are going to need some weiners to eat, oh and some bologna.

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Tater Salad

Post Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:25 pm by Tater Salad

How about Dr. Pepper and Mrs. Dash?

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hoaloha

Post Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:27 pm by hoaloha

Sounds like a plan can Harvey Wallbanger, and Jim Bean come too.

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Tater Salad

Post Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:30 pm by Tater Salad

They could hang out at the bar. Better invite Mr. Clean and Mr. Plumber too; they can help clean up afterwards.

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hoaloha

Post Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:32 pm by hoaloha

I wonder if they all belong to the same church.

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Tater Salad

Post Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:47 pm by Tater Salad

Yes, the same church, but different aisles.

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roxanna

Post Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:09 am by roxanna

uncle toby is coming with sarah lee , she will bring the cheesecake.

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Tater Salad

Post Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:50 pm by Tater Salad

Chef Boyardee can do the catering, and Mrs. Smith will make some pies.

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hoaloha

Post Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:01 pm by hoaloha

The Borden family will bring goodies too.

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Tater Salad

Post Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:05 pm by Tater Salad

I suppose we can't leave Peter Pan out of it, or Mr. Goodbar.

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hoaloha

Post Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:11 pm by hoaloha

And don't forget the 3 Musketeers.

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Tater Salad

Post Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:29 pm by Tater Salad

Should we invite General Mills? You know how those military men are...

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hoaloha

Post Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:49 pm by hoaloha

Heck yes, andf we need Mr. Morton too.

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Tater Salad

Post Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:03 pm by Tater Salad

Oh, and I almost forgot Mr. Peanut and Cracker Jack! Should we include Orville Redenbacher?

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hoaloha

Post Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:06 pm by hoaloha

Absolutely, and don't forget Mrs. Butterworth.

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Tater Salad

Post Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:33 pm by Tater Salad

We already have her covered; she's coming with Betty Crocker.

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hoaloha

Post Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:35 pm by hoaloha

Is the Pillsbury Dough boy coming too.

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Tater Salad

Post Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:00 pm by Tater Salad

Well so far, we have only invited food products that have a real name, like Dr. Pepper or Betty Crocker. We have to draw the line somewhere!
If we invited the Pillsbury Dough Boy, we'd have to invite Peppermint Patty too!

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Breezey Breezey

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:20 am by Breezey Breezey

Tithe said something about Cap'n Crunch...... was it that he won't get along with General Mills? Hmmm... don't quite remember! lol

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Ja'aj

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:24 pm by Ja'aj

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Tater Salad

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:13 pm by Tater Salad

Breezey wrote:Tithe said something about Cap'n Crunch...... was it that he won't get along with General Mills? Hmmm... don't quite remember! lol

Yeah, I don't think seamen see eye to eye with army guys; that's why the Army-Navy game is such a big deal.

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hoaloha

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:30 pm by hoaloha

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Tater Salad

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:38 pm by Tater Salad

Did we miss anybody?

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hoaloha

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:41 pm by hoaloha

I think we got them all.oh, one more general, general Mills, did we get him to come.

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Tater Salad

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:25 pm by Tater Salad

Yes, General Mills will be there, but we have to keep him away from Captain Crunch, so they don't argue about whether the army or navy is better.

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hoaloha

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:07 pm by hoaloha

Well, it appears we got all the bases covered. Oh wait, we forgot O Henry.

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Tater Salad

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:21 pm by Tater Salad

Oh, Henry! And if we invite him, I guess we'd have to invite Baby Ruth as well.

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hoaloha

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:46 pm by hoaloha

Boy what a party this will be. Hmmmmmmmm, anybody else, how could I forget, Mr. Peanut.

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Tater Salad

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:07 pm by Tater Salad

We already have him covered. Should we include the Keebler elves? We wouldn't want them to feel like small potatoes.

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hoaloha

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:00 pm by hoaloha

Sure why not, anyone else? Did we have Mr. Goodbar coming to and Jack cheese, the Swanson family, the Cambells family,oh and Paul Newmman with his ranch dressing.

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Tater Salad

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:06 pm by Tater Salad

Yes, Mr. Goodbar is invited, but I hadn't thought about the families or Jack. We also hadn't invited Captain Morgan or Jack Daniels to go along with their buddies, Jim Beam and...dang, who was the other high spirit? Cutty Sark?

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Tater Salad

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:08 pm by Tater Salad

Oh yeah, Harvey Wallbanger. How can I forget him, when he's the life of the party? He always manages to get the guests hopping!

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hoaloha

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:18 pm by hoaloha

We already got him coming. Him and Jim Bean

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Tater Salad

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:34 pm by Tater Salad

Yeah, that's what I was saying in the post before last, when I mentioned Jim Beam, but I couldn't think of his name. Should Tom Collins come too?

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hoaloha

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:06 pm by hoaloha

Sure and how about the whole Canadian club, they love to party.

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Tater Salad

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:18 pm by Tater Salad

I don't know if we'd have room for a whole club, after all we have several families coming.

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hoaloha

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:01 pm by hoaloha

We might stop right here, we have enough coming.

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Tater Salad

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:09 pm by Tater Salad

I just feel like we are forgetting somebody important, like maybe the Hills Brothers. Who's going to officiate?

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hoaloha

Post Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:21 pm by hoaloha

Mrs' Blue Bonnet said she would.

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Tater Salad

Post Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:29 am by Tater Salad

Everything's better if you put Blue Bonnet on it.

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Ja'aj

Post Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:09 pm by Ja'aj

Tater Salad wrote:confused

Tater,
I've given this a lot of thought (? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]) and I've decided ...
Uncle Ben must have been agnostic before he was converted. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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