Details are important... ! };>

Roxanna sent this to me... THANKS! ROX! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

(My suggested title for this) :
"WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?" [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]


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A nice, calm, respectable-appearing lady went into a pharmacy.
She walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."



The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"



The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."



The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained,
"Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband;
that's against the law ! I'll lose my licence!
They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!"



Calmly, the lady reached into her purse and pulled out
a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.



The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"You didn't tell me you had a prescription."



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A prescription makes a world of difference! lmao!!

Yup! It's all in the paperwork...

Funny.

hoaloha wrote:Funny.

Hi, Ron!
Yeah, I think so too. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Just one thing keeps bothering me.
Under what circumstance would cyanide
be medically beneficial?