What is a redneck?

by Breezey Breezey Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:37 am

Have you ever heard the jokes about "You might be a redneck if".....
Let's give it a try....
You might be a redneck if....
You can drink beer through your nose!

Let's see what else we can come up with...

You might be a redneck if....

by Tater Salad Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:09 am

You might be a redneck if you have more furniture on your lawn than you do in your house!

by Breezey Breezey Fri Feb 03, 2017 8:57 am

Tater Salad wrote:You might be a redneck if you have more furniture on your lawn than you do in your house!

Good one! lol

by Breezey Breezey Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:09 am

You might be a redneck if...you use bungee cords as suspenders.

by Tater Salad Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:48 pm

You might be a redneck if all of your utensils are plastic.

by Breezey Breezey Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:13 pm

You might be a redneck if your dog rides in the front seat and your kids in the back.

by Tater Salad Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:31 am

You might be a redneck if...
your kids learn how to use a gun before they learn how to tie their shoes.

by Breezey Breezey Mon Feb 06, 2017 8:58 am

That's awful! lol

You might be a redneck if your fridge is a cooler on the porch. (I have done this!lol)

by Tater Salad Mon Feb 06, 2017 8:38 pm

You might be a redneck if you have to mow the lawn to find your car.

by Breezey Breezey Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:29 am

You might be a redneck if people can hear your car a long time before they see it.

by Tater Salad Mon Feb 13, 2017 4:27 am

You might be a redneck if you thought that marshmallows grew in a swamp.

by Breezey Breezey Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:16 am

You might be a redneck if your fur coat is home made.

by Tater Salad Tue Feb 14, 2017 3:56 am

You might be a redneck if you consider roadkill to be a delicacy.

by Breezey Breezey Wed Feb 15, 2017 10:37 am

You might be a redneck if your working television is on top of the non working one. lol

by Tater Salad Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:33 am

You might be a redneck if you use dish soap as shampoo.

by Breezey Breezey Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:01 am

Tater Salad wrote:You might be a redneck if you use dish soap as shampoo.

how about shampoo as dish soap? lol

by Breezey Breezey Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:03 am

you might be a redneck if you use a toilet seat as a picture frame.

by Tater Salad Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:18 am

You might be a redneck if the only picture on your wall is dogs playing poker.

by Breezey Breezey Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:47 am

you might be a redneck if you recognize yourself in some of these postings! lol

by lorry p Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:20 am

I am guessing a redneck is what we would call a bogan over here?

by Breezey Breezey Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:23 am

lorry p wrote:I am guessing a redneck is what we would call a bogan over here?

That seems to be somewhat correct. lol

To be honest, I don't really see a lot wrong with many things others pick apart. To me, redneck doesn't automatically mean "bad".

by lorry p Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:54 am

So redneck isn't as bad as being a bogan then... lol. A bogan is a blight on society over here.

by Breezey Breezey Sat Mar 11, 2017 10:55 am

I don't know...some seem to see the extreme redneck and base it all on that. So, maybe it depends on the level? lol

by Tater Salad Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:11 am

You might be a bogan if you think a coral reef is something you hang on your door for Christmas.

by Breezey Breezey Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:45 am

Tater Salad wrote:You might be a bogan if you think a coral reef is something you hang on your door for Christmas.

That took me a minute, but I got it! lol

by JackRabbit Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:43 am

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I think it must have been a redneck who thought this up! rollonfloor

by Tater Salad Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:36 pm

You might be a redneck if you think the first day of hunting season should be a national holiday.

by Breezey Breezey Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:17 pm

Tater Salad wrote:You might be a redneck if you think the first day of hunting season should be a national holiday.

It's not?!! But...what about excused absences from school for it? lol

by Tater Salad Tue Apr 10, 2018 11:17 pm

In many parts of rural PA, schools are closed on that day!

by Breezey Breezey Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:19 pm

Tater Salad wrote:In many parts of rural PA, schools are closed on that day!

There ya go! Important day there!

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