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Every once in a while, do you read something and just have to say WTF?
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Every once in a while, do you read something and just have to say WTF?
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Every once in a while, do you read something and just have to say WTF? :: Comments
Sat Mar 27, 2010 7:19 am by Breezey Breezey
Levier says the Brookville man was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have
his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."
He guesses? Quite a professional statement there! lol
That's not the type of news I'd expect to read! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."
He guesses? Quite a professional statement there! lol
That's not the type of news I'd expect to read! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:03 pm by Tater Salad
I think it must be hard to maintain an air of professionalism when you come across a man attempting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on a dead possum.
Sat Mar 27, 2010 4:58 pm by hoaloha
Why do they even bother to print stuff like that. What a waste of ink and paper.
Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:41 pm by Tater Salad
Well, it was online Ron, so they didn't really use much ink. 
Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:51 am by Ja'aj
Tater,
At least it's funny !
(as opposed to appalling, depressing, horrifying, etc.)
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In answer to your original question...
In my case, it seems to be a lot more frequently than
"every once in a while"... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
At least it's funny !
(as opposed to appalling, depressing, horrifying, etc.)
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In answer to your original question...
In my case, it seems to be a lot more frequently than
"every once in a while"... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:25 am by Tater Salad
Ja'aj, I thought it was hilarious, even though it was a little sad at the same time, both for the possum and the man. At least he was so drunk that he probably won't remember it.
Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:21 pm by Ja'aj
Tater,
Yup... hopefully....
and the possum is well out of it.
Yup... hopefully....
and the possum is well out of it.
Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:39 pm by Tater Salad
Ja'aj, the possum was dead. Not dead as in playing possum, mind you, but dead as in roadkill.
Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:44 pm by hoaloha
Where I used to live we had them critters on the road every day. The buzzards loved them. Thats probably where Jack got that possum in a can, [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] I can't believe some drunk was going to give it mouth to mouth, why if that sucker was not dead, it would have bit his face off.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:57 pm by Tater Salad
I suppose people have done stranger things while extremely intoxicated, but that's gotta be right up there fairly close to the top of the list.
Ron, do you ever read the "odd news" headlines online? Crazy stuff!
Ron, do you ever read the "odd news" headlines online? Crazy stuff!
Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:38 pm by hoaloha
We get that in one of our free local papers. News of the weird??? Oh man, Tater I just can't believe some of the things that goes on, but you're right the possum story is right up there with old Joe and the deer, that bit him, remember that one?
Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:29 pm by Tater Salad
Oh Dear! Yes, I remember Joe, he was in the mf'n phone booth.
Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:31 pm by hoaloha
You got it my friend. I have it in cassette form and I loaned it to our Fire Chief back in Ca. he was a friend of mine and he plays this tape for all the Sheriff's ,Ca. highway Patrol, at the firehouse and those guys were just rolling. I don't
think there was a dry eye in the house that day. I want to burn it into a cd my cassette player broke. but ol Joe. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
think there was a dry eye in the house that day. I want to burn it into a cd my cassette player broke. but ol Joe. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:46 am by Tater Salad
I think they stopped making cassette players when CD's came out, but maybe you could copy it from an MP3 file and burn it.
Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:03 pm by Ja'aj
Tater Salad wrote:Ja'aj, the possum was dead. Not dead as in playing possum, mind you, but dead as in roadkill.
Tater,
I know ... which -to me- means "well out of it" [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:22 pm by Tater Salad
Yes, now that you mention it, I suppose the possum was well out of it...
Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:07 pm by Ja'aj
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] I prefer to think that there is a much better place
waiting when we leave this one - possums included.
I hadn't considered it - but Ron is right!
Possums aren't all-that friendly to people...
waiting when we leave this one - possums included.
I hadn't considered it - but Ron is right!
Possums aren't all-that friendly to people...
Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:17 pm by Tater Salad
Possums aren't usually that bad...unless you try to give them mouth-to-mouth...
Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:00 am by roxanna
i didn't realise giving dead possums mouth to mouth was illegal !!
Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:29 pm by Tater Salad
roxanna wrote:
It's probably not, but public drunkenness is...and who knows, they might have charged him with abusing a corpse...
Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:59 pm by roxanna
from time to time we do hear of weerd things happening around the world, how about we have a WTF thread ?? 
Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:44 pm by Tater Salad
I'm sure that would be fine. We could even use this thread for that if you'd like.
Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:38 pm by hoaloha
Roxy great idea, a wtf thread. This should be good.
Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:26 pm by Tater Salad
We could use this for the headline:
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Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:56 pm by hoaloha
Sounds good.Well, here's one but its gross.When the FBI concluded that the late 2001 anthrax scare was the work of government scientist Bruce Ivins who comitted suicide 2008, the bureau released the investigative files regarding personal activities that according to Ivins own description he was a crossdresser and had a fetish on blindfolding and bondage and had 15 pairs of stained panties he was also obsessed with a sorority Kappa Kappa Gamma and told agents how he broke into 2 chapters to steal books on KKG Rituals. He was a government scientist?????? Holy smokes. That was in one of our local free papers.
Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:36 pm by Tater Salad
And he worked with anthrax? Brilliant.
Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:45 pm by hoaloha
Isn't that crazy????
Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:51 pm by Tater Salad
Sure is. You'd think he would have washed the panties. 
Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:06 pm by hoaloha
It was probably against the rules in the rule books he stole,lol.OMG.
Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:15 pm by hoaloha
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]Palin and her new reality show, man I was joking one day and said watch her next step is a reality show and sure enough she heard me and she just dropped LL Cool J because he was complaining. I love it. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Maybe she will replace him with her buddy McCain. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] She should bring in Cheney too and show the world what a good shot he is, [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] He can hunt Moose up there in Alaska, shoot wolves and all the other animals she wants to destroy.
Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:51 pm by Tater Salad
So they are using old interviews by other people and passing it off as news, without their knowledge. How bogus is that? That qualifies for WTF, for sure!
Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:52 pm by hoaloha
That article caught my eye and I could not believe what they are doing.
Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:40 pm by Tater Salad
Figures it would be on Fox News. All the news that's not fit to print.
Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:52 pm by hoaloha
I heard that.
Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:39 pm by hoaloha
Well today I just read how this guy gets his bank balance and its for almost 89 billion dollars. He knew the bank had made a mistake, now thats one heck of a mistake, then he asks the bank if he can transfer that money into a interest account and donate the rest to charity and gee, the bank said no, wonder why?? On interest he would have made over 7 million.
Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:51 pm by Tater Salad
Yeah I saw that; it probably would have been messier all the way around if the bank had let him transfer it.
Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:56 pm by hoaloha
I mean, sooner or later they will find out where the money went, and it would have ben a big problem if the guy wasn't honest. Imagine though, you wake up one day and make a deposit and your balance is that much, I would have dropped then I would have went to the bank and said whoa, where did this come from, I think you made a serious mistake here. 89 billion WOW.
Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:04 pm by Tater Salad
Can I have that in twenties please?, Yes, 4.49 billion of them, thank you.
Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:17 pm by hoaloha
Yes sir, no problem, do you have something to carry it in?
Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:24 pm by Tater Salad
I would think you'd need a moving van for that.
Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:25 pm by hoaloha
Oh, I think so.
Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:34 am by roxanna
i would seriously consider a quick spending spree !!
Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:26 am by roxanna
Lesson of the Day: Don't Steal Candy From Cops
Middletown (Kentucky) Police DepartmentLet's just say he's no Billy the Kidd. Police in Kentucky say they caught 32-year-old Derek Kidd with his hands in the cookie jar... pretty much literally. Just an hour after being released from jail, Kidd found himself right back in -- because police say on his way out he tried to steal two candy bars and a police hat.
Middletown (Kentucky) Police DepartmentLet's just say he's no Billy the Kidd. Police in Kentucky say they caught 32-year-old Derek Kidd with his hands in the cookie jar... pretty much literally. Just an hour after being released from jail, Kidd found himself right back in -- because police say on his way out he tried to steal two candy bars and a police hat.
Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:03 pm by Tater Salad
Not a good idea to steal something in a police station! Duh! 
Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:59 pm by JackRabbit
Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:01 pm by JackRabbit
... or maybeeeeee ... THIS! ... 
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:35 pm by Tater Salad
Yes, Jack, WTF like that!
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