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What religion was Uncle Ben's rice before it was converted?
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What religion was Uncle Ben's rice before it was converted? :: Comments
Re: What religion was Uncle Ben's rice before it was converted?
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Nope, I was just curious. They've always called in Uncle Ben's converted rice, so I wonder what it was converted to.
I am not sure, he could have finally hitched then that would make him a Baptist.
Tater you're too funny. You could be right on this one.
If they did get married, would Betty Crocker and Mrs. Butterworth come to the wedding?
Just as long as Oscar Meyer can come. They are going to need some weiners to eat, oh and some bologna.
Sounds like a plan can Harvey Wallbanger, and Jim Bean come too.
They could hang out at the bar. Better invite Mr. Clean and Mr. Plumber too; they can help clean up afterwards.
I wonder if they all belong to the same church.
Yes, the same church, but different aisles.
uncle toby is coming with sarah lee , she will bring the cheesecake.
Chef Boyardee can do the catering, and Mrs. Smith will make some pies.
The Borden family will bring goodies too.
I suppose we can't leave Peter Pan out of it, or Mr. Goodbar.
Should we invite General Mills? You know how those military men are...
Heck yes, andf we need Mr. Morton too.
Oh, and I almost forgot Mr. Peanut and Cracker Jack! Should we include Orville Redenbacher?
Absolutely, and don't forget Mrs. Butterworth.
We already have her covered; she's coming with Betty Crocker.
Is the Pillsbury Dough boy coming too.
Well so far, we have only invited food products that have a real name, like Dr. Pepper or Betty Crocker. We have to draw the line somewhere!
If we invited the Pillsbury Dough Boy, we'd have to invite Peppermint Patty too!
If we invited the Pillsbury Dough Boy, we'd have to invite Peppermint Patty too!
Tithe said something about Cap'n Crunch...... was it that he won't get along with General Mills? Hmmm... don't quite remember! lol
Breezey wrote:Tithe said something about Cap'n Crunch...... was it that he won't get along with General Mills? Hmmm... don't quite remember! lol
Yeah, I don't think seamen see eye to eye with army guys; that's why the Army-Navy game is such a big deal.
I think we got them all.oh, one more general, general Mills, did we get him to come.
Yes, General Mills will be there, but we have to keep him away from Captain Crunch, so they don't argue about whether the army or navy is better.
Well, it appears we got all the bases covered. Oh wait, we forgot O Henry.
Oh, Henry! And if we invite him, I guess we'd have to invite Baby Ruth as well.
Boy what a party this will be. Hmmmmmmmm, anybody else, how could I forget, Mr. Peanut.
We already have him covered. Should we include the Keebler elves? We wouldn't want them to feel like small potatoes.
Sure why not, anyone else? Did we have Mr. Goodbar coming to and Jack cheese, the Swanson family, the Cambells family,oh and Paul Newmman with his ranch dressing.
Yes, Mr. Goodbar is invited, but I hadn't thought about the families or Jack. We also hadn't invited Captain Morgan or Jack Daniels to go along with their buddies, Jim Beam and...dang, who was the other high spirit? Cutty Sark?
Oh yeah, Harvey Wallbanger. How can I forget him, when he's the life of the party? He always manages to get the guests hopping!
We already got him coming. Him and Jim Bean
Yeah, that's what I was saying in the post before last, when I mentioned Jim Beam, but I couldn't think of his name. Should Tom Collins come too?
Sure and how about the whole Canadian club, they love to party.
I don't know if we'd have room for a whole club, after all we have several families coming.
We might stop right here, we have enough coming.
I just feel like we are forgetting somebody important, like maybe the Hills Brothers. Who's going to officiate?
Everything's better if you put Blue Bonnet on it.
Tater Salad wrote:
Tater,
I've given this a lot of thought (? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]) and I've decided ...
Uncle Ben must have been agnostic before he was converted. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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