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by Ja'aj Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:12 pm

I can't remember if I posted this on New 'Fooey or not...??
(Oh, Who cares?)
1. IT IS FUNNY 2. I'm in a 'mood'; ... ond ... ?? ... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] ?? ... Rolling Eyes

... um... wait... Embarassed

...
Oh! Right!
3. It is FUNNY! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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THIS IS GOOD -
("Good"? It's WOOONDERFUL! };>)
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD ...
(Yeah, well, not my 1st choice either... but it is what it is... and SO IS "Craig's List".)
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"To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night
before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that
I hand over - shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend,
threateningour lives.
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important
message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to
actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.
The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.
My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP
]pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that
very evening.
Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at
your head ... isn't it?!?
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from
with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking
bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me.
(That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug
us again.)
After I called your mother - or "Momma" as you had her listed
in your cell - I explained the entire episode of what you'd done.

Then , I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people
in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home
took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the
cash in your wallet. (That made his day!)
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile"
that was parked at the curb .... after I broke the windshield and side
window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.
Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a
little over a day now, so what's going on with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and
one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess
while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type
of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened
crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather
immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the
opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path
you've chosen to pursue in life.
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
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I sure wish I knew Alex...[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
THANK YOU,ALEX !! YOU ROCK !

by JackRabbit Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:18 pm

??? Ja'aj ... You ARE "in a mood!" giggle

I've had that happen too ... the thing with all the changes in the size of the font. What's up with that?

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by Ja'aj Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:39 pm

There! you are! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Hi, Bunny! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I dunno... ; - it hasn't happened to me in a long time...
(Maybe since the LAST! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] TIME! I tried to post something 'not mine' here ??) [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
I thought 'it' only hated meee.... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
(Misery LOVES! company - so... Thanks! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.])
I guess we should "mnention" this to Bree... ?
She'll be sooo pleased! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
(PSSST! Jack, YOU mention it to her... please?)
She'll think I've "DONE something" to the site! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Bree... Snookums... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]... ?? ... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] (I dunno who "he" is ... ? but - IT WASN'T ME.)
Pinky swear! Honest. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] ... I wuv oo .... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Do you think she'll believe me? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

by JackRabbit Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:50 pm

Hi Ja'aj

It happened to me, yesterday. I think you are right ... it seems to happen when you copy and paste stuff from somewhere else. You can go back through it, and delete all of those [size] notations, and then re-post it. That usually solves the problem and makes everything the same size.

by Ja'aj Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:00 pm

I AM "in a mood"...
It is 95*( or more!) ... AND.. I betcha the humidity! is 98! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

PLUS... the IDIOT! neighbor! (okay, I don't know them, but...)
across the street has been BURNING. WOOD. FOR. OVER. A. WEEK.
NOW !! And the smell (and I SWEAR! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] we can FEEL the HEAT!)
is making me sooo nauseous! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
I am in NO MOOD! to be trifled with.
(And I HATE! when the site acts like that.)
It is FIVE! TIMES! the trouble! to FIX THAT... Sad

(I want my MOMMY...!) [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

by Guest Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:56 am

And here I thought I was the only one having trouble being a newbie...but I finally did post a cartoon!!!
happy dance

Hey!! I just noticed...I've been changed from 'normal' to 'rational'. Wow..... Yafooey group smiley

by Ja'aj Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:22 am

"You can go back through it, and delete all of those [size] notations,
and then re-post it. That usually solves the problem and makes
everything the same size."

Hi, Bunny!
Yes. You can. I did. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
AND... it only! takes about 5 minutes .. PER Screw-up. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Okay, I'm a little bitter. AND...? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Daisy, [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Toldja ! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Congrats!
"Rational"? Is that UP from "Normal"? I dunno...
(Of course no one has EVER accused me of either one...)

by Guest Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:49 am

One time when i owned my bar,i had to shut the drinks off for some carnival guys,by order of their boss. One guy said we want another drink & i said NO. He said well we'll see about that & reached in his pocket for something. He came up with a pocket knife & while he was doing that i reached in a drawer & pulled out my gun & when he looked up it was pointed right at his nose. Talk about some back tracking!!

by Guest Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:36 pm

Great news!!! love shower

A video of Sneaky's bar has been found!!! Looks like a thriving, jumping joint!!! jump dragon

by Guest Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:37 pm

At times there were a couple of them in there that resembled a few,and i wasn't drinking. .Thanks ,another reason why i don't miss the bar business. Had a couple of wierdos,but not that bad!

by Ja'aj Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:26 pm

daisy wrote:And here I thought I was the only one having trouble being a newbie...but I finally did post a cartoon!!!
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Hey!! I just noticed...I've been changed from 'normal' to 'rational'. Wow..... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Nope - that was "then".
NOW... you're "NUTTY" !
Congratulations [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

by Ja'aj Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:35 pm

Seaks, [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
That's too bad. A loooong [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] time ago, I cocktailed
and tended bar. I loved! it.
It was the best job - enjoyment-wise- I've ever had!
Of course... it seems like "people" weren't NUTZ then.
They are now.

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