Da Bunny's "UNIVERSAL LAWS" };>

Jack sent these around in February... thanks! Bunny!


UNIVERSAL LAWS

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee..

8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the *clothes fit, they're ugly.
(ALSO *SHOES)

17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.

19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.


AND...
For no apparent... reason ... except it's funny ... (?) [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'
'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'

*rim-shot!*

The husband no-doubt is a Paul Newman look-alike... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I can verify MOST of these... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I can personally vouch for #1, 12, and 13!


P.S. Where are the rest of them?

Huh!
Ya know... until you mentioned it, Tater... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

HEY, JACK!?!
Where ARE the 'rest" of 'em? Huh?

(I bet Jack thought the ones he listed were the funniest.)

Can't believe you saved this one. I had almost forgotten about it. Can't remember what the missing ones were ... I will have to check and see if I still have them.

Hi, Jack! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
I don't see why not; I keep telling you I keep 'em ALL... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
('sides, these are the kinds of thing I collect!)
I just figured you thought the ones you sent were the
most accurate (and they seem dead-on, to me!)
Trust our Tater to point out the gaps [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Well at least I'm good for SOMETHING!

Tater! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
You're good for LOTS! of things!
Your attention to detail is startling...
I have none, I'm noticing. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]