Latest topics
» Memoriesby Breezey Breezey Wed Oct 26, 2022 4:37 am
» Bombing Run for January 8th - This is what Panic Looks Like
by Breezey Breezey Thu Jan 28, 2021 8:14 am
» Music
by Breezey Breezey Fri May 24, 2019 2:03 pm
» I was sure the site was lost!
by Breezey Breezey Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:39 am
» Questions Only
by Breezey Breezey Tue Jan 01, 2019 9:14 pm
» Any plans for the near future/summer months?
by Breezey Breezey Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:35 pm
» More music!
by Tater Salad Mon Dec 24, 2018 12:42 am
» More good music!
by Breezey Breezey Fri Sep 28, 2018 5:38 pm
» Third Letter - Third Word - Make Three Words (word game)
by Tater Salad Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:12 am
» Stay Off-Topic Thread
by Tater Salad Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:11 am
» Rain, water and related things!
by Breezey Breezey Sat Sep 15, 2018 9:32 am
» Sad Song Lyrics
by Breezey Breezey Sat May 05, 2018 8:32 am
» What is a redneck?
by Breezey Breezey Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:19 pm
» A simple question...what are you doing now that spring is here?
by Breezey Breezey Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:50 pm
» Seeing (Each new day)
by Breezey Breezey Sun Aug 06, 2017 11:40 am
ASK AND ANSWER
DAILY VARIETY
___________________________________________________________________________
GENERAL FOOD TOPICS
BACK TO BASICS
MEAL IDEAS AND RECIPES
______________________________________________________________________br"
PUBLIC
FAMILY AND FRIENDS
JOBS AND CAREERS ___________________________________________________________________________
COMPUTER SKILLS AND TECHNOLOGY
GENERAL COMPUTER QUESTIONS
INTERNET AND SITES
___________________________________________________________________________
JOKES, RIDDLES AND MORE
ONLINE AND VIDEO GAMES
POLLS
SPORTS
WORD PLAY
___________________________________________________________________________
GENERAL HEALTH
MEDICATIONS AND REMEDIES
MENTAL HEALTH ___________________________________________________________________________
HOUSEHOLD HINTS AND TIPS
LAWN AND GARDEN
___________________________________________________________________________
MUSIC IN GENERAL
SONGS AND LYRICS
___________________________________________________________________________
MATTERS OF THE MIND
___________________________________________________________________________
GENERAL SCIENCE ___________________________________________________________________________ TELEVISION
THEATER
____________________________________________________________________________
AUTOMOTIVE
___________________________________________________________________________ ART AND ARTISTS
CURRENT EVENTS AND NEWS
GOVERNMENT
HOBBIES AND CRAFTS
HOLIDAYS AND SPECIAL OCCASIONS
PLACES AND THINGS OF INTEREST
___________________________________________________________________________
AUTHORS AND BOOKS
POETRY
WRITING IN GENERAL
Stay Off-Topic Thread
4 posters
YAFOOEY! :: 6 :: JOKES, RIDDLES AND MORE
Page 2 of 7
Page 2 of 7 • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Stay Off-Topic Thread
First topic message reminder :
Nothing a little plastic surgery can't fix!
Nothing a little plastic surgery can't fix!
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
I guess that's the pickles you were going to make but never grew enough tomatoes to make it.
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
How many tomatoes does it take to make a pickle?
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
I'll just go get my ole faithful recipe book out.. Then I can tell you the quantity needed.. Pickles, jams and sauces. Now.. where is it?
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Sounds like you might be in a bit of a jam.
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
What have you two done?! My head hurts! And now I have to figure out the difference between jam and preserves! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Breezey Breezey- SNOOKUMS
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
lol Breezey.. did you figure it out?
I am in a bit of a jam Tater.. I still haven't looked for that book. Instead I turned the music on and jammed that way.
I am in a bit of a jam Tater.. I still haven't looked for that book. Instead I turned the music on and jammed that way.
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Preserves 'preserve' the whole fruit, while they 'jam' the fruit through a sieve to make jam.
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Do you "conserve" that jam or preserve?
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
I see! I use the whole fruit...I dislike wasting!Tater Salad wrote:Preserves 'preserve' the whole fruit, while they 'jam' the fruit through a sieve to make jam.
Breezey Breezey- SNOOKUMS
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Both!lorry p wrote:Do you "conserve" that jam or preserve?
Breezey Breezey- SNOOKUMS
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
I understand that jelly and jam have different meanings in the UK and down under. Is that true, Lorry?
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Yes.. that is true. Jelly is made with gelatine... while jam is made from fruit.
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Your jelly is our Jello. But besides Jello (gelatin) and jelly (which is made with fruit juice, and contains no pieces of fruit or seeds), we also have jam (fruit forced through a sieve), and preserves, which is made with whole pieces of fruit.
So what do you call our jelly?
So what do you call our jelly?
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Still Jelly. We make it two ways. As you describe above or with pre made jelly crystals you buy and add to boiling water.
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
So how do you tell if someone is talking about gelatin or jelly?
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
I honestly don't know.. It's all too hard ... lol (:
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
I think if it's hard, you're making it wrong.
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Tater needs a butt kicking! lol
Breezey Breezey- SNOOKUMS
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Actually, there are lots of things I need, but a butt-kicking is not one of them!
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Does that make easy.. right? bay Tater.... lol (:
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
It's not my fault, I'm just an innocent bystander!
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Innocent... until proven guilty lol (:
Is Truth always innocent?
Is Truth always innocent?
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Not if you tell somebody something they didn't need to know, just to be hurtful.
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
The innocent truth from a child could be different to one hearing or seeing it.
Truth, the way it is seen, changes from person to person.
Truth, the way it is seen, changes from person to person.
Breezey Breezey- SNOOKUMS
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Why do they call it salmonella, when it has nothing to do with salmon?
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Tater Salad wrote:Why do they call it salmonella, when it has nothing to do with salmon?
It's a girls name...silly! lol
I am off and running!
Bye, Tater! (((hugs)))
For some reason, I can't get smileys to post.
Breezey Breezey- SNOOKUMS
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Is this a knock knock joke? Hello, who?
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Was I away that long that you have forgotten my name?
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
I have never heard this song before. I quite like it thankyou. You know my name.. but I only know you as Tater. lol.
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Oh my gosh, I never realized that!
My name is John. Pleased to meet you!
My name is John. Pleased to meet you!
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
How are you John?.. Very pleased to meet you too.. (:
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
So, what topic should we stay off of now?
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Ummmm.. How was the weather today in your part of the world?
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
The weather yesterday and today was beautiful. Clear blue skies, high of 82 (28 C), and lows in the upper 50's (about 14 C). How about there?
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
I am jealous... lol.. Here it was a grand top temp of 10 celcius. Brrrrrrrrrr.. quite chilly. We are set for a good weekend though with a high of 16 c.. so that is getting better. Spring officially starts on the 1st of September, but there are many signs of it already. My weeping cherry trees are just about to break into blossom.. Have I told you before how much I love blossom.. lol. (:
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Keep in mind that it's still summer here, so lows in the 50's are not the norm. In fact, just last week, we had highs in the mid 90's (about 35°C) and LOWS in the low 80's (28°C)!
I love blossoms too. Our capital, Washington D.C, has thousands of them, which makes it quite beautiful in the spring (at least OUTSIDE of the Capitol building).
I love blossoms too. Our capital, Washington D.C, has thousands of them, which makes it quite beautiful in the spring (at least OUTSIDE of the Capitol building).
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
The weather here is a lot like Tater's. I'm still watching tomatoes, corn and watermelons grow..among other things.
Breezey Breezey- SNOOKUMS
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
I officially have blossom!!! I am SO excited.. That sounds beautiful Tater.. and Breezey, when you come over here you will have to help me get my vegie patch started.
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
lorry p wrote:I officially have blossom!!! I am SO excited.. That sounds beautiful Tater.. and Breezey, when you come over here you will have to help me get my vegie patch started.
Don't you just love watching trees get blossoms? They look SO pretty!
Okay...I will help. I have learned a LOT of do's and don'ts this year! lol
Breezey Breezey- SNOOKUMS
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
I do Breezey. Every day I have been looking to see and this morning it finally happened. Two tiny bits of blossom. Can't wait till the trees are covered.
We will have to start by making the beds before we get all excited about what we plant. lol
We will have to start by making the beds before we get all excited about what we plant. lol
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Okay...I've got this covered....
I'll bring my tiller...the one like this...
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
It's very close to that one.
Picture may take a few seconds to show.
I'll bring my tiller...the one like this...
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
It's very close to that one.
Picture may take a few seconds to show.
Breezey Breezey- SNOOKUMS
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Now that's a handy tool to have around. Never seen one like that.. definitely bring it Breezey. We will do the work in half the time with that contraption.
lorry p- DEMENTED
- Join date : 2012-01-16
Re: Stay Off-Topic Thread
Breezey, did you get that from an Amish Farmer?
Tater Salad- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-13
Page 2 of 7 • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Similar topics
» Stay Off-Topic Thread
» What are you doing to stay cool?
» Why is it the more things change, the more they stay the same?
» Have you heard of WikiLeaks and it's efforts to stay online?
» Why does a topic need a title?
» What are you doing to stay cool?
» Why is it the more things change, the more they stay the same?
» Have you heard of WikiLeaks and it's efforts to stay online?
» Why does a topic need a title?
YAFOOEY! :: 6 :: JOKES, RIDDLES AND MORE
Page 2 of 7
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|