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YAFOOEY! :: 6 :: JOKES, RIDDLES AND MORE
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KIDS };>
From my in-box.... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
A 1stgrade
school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented
each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and
asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to
believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may
surprise you.
While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds,
... because the last one is a classic!
(Yeah, but my personal favorite is # 8.) [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
And the WINNER and last one!
A 1stgrade
school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented
each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and
asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to
believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may
surprise you.
While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds,
... because the last one is a classic!
(Yeah, but my personal favorite is # 8.) [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
1. | Don't change horses | until they stop running. |
2. | Strike while the | bug is close. |
3. | It's always darkest before | Daylight Saving Time. |
4. | Never underestimate the power of | termites. |
5. | You can lead a horse to water but | How? |
6. | Don't bite the hand that | looks dirty. |
7. | No news is | impossible |
8. | A miss is as good as a | Mr. |
9. | You can't teach an old dog new | Math |
10. | If you lie down with dogs, you'll | stink in the morning. |
11. | Love all, trust | Me. |
12. | The pen is mightier than the | pigs. |
13. | An idle mind is | the best way to relax. |
14. | Where there's smoke there's | pollution. |
15. | Happy the bride who | gets all the presents. |
16. | A penny saved is | not much. |
17. | Two's company, three's | the Musketeers. |
18. | Don't put off till tomorrow what | you put on to go to bed. |
19. | Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and | You have to blow your nose. |
20. | There are none so blind as | Stevie Wonder. |
21. | Children should be seen and not | spanked or grounded.. |
22. | If at first you don't succeed | get new batteries. |
23. | You get out of something only what you | See in the picture on the box |
24. | When the blind lead the blind | get out of the way |
25. | A bird in the hand | is going to poop on you. |
26 | Better late than | Pregnant |
Ja'aj- WITCH!
- Join date : 2010-02-17
Re: KIDS };>
Bree and Tater,
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Ja'aj- WITCH!
- Join date : 2010-02-17
Re: KIDS };>
Kids see a whole different view of the world.
Sometimes, I think they see the real truth.
"There are no seven wonders of the world
in the eyes of a child. There are seven million!"
-- Walt Streightiff --
Sometimes, I think they see the real truth.
"There are no seven wonders of the world
in the eyes of a child. There are seven million!"
-- Walt Streightiff --
JackRabbit- TROUBLE
- Join date : 2010-02-19
Re: KIDS };>
Jack!
Sometimes I think they do; mostly I think they are
products (in the 1st grade) of what they hear at home
and what a 6 year old thinks that means. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Sometimes I think they do; mostly I think they are
products (in the 1st grade) of what they hear at home
and what a 6 year old thinks that means. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Ja'aj- WITCH!
- Join date : 2010-02-17
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