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Storytime
STORYTIME...
The story continually takes another turn by the next person filling in end of the sentence.
And so the story begins...
Many years ago, there lived a girl who grew up in a time when....
The story continually takes another turn by the next person filling in end of the sentence.
And so the story begins...
Many years ago, there lived a girl who grew up in a time when....
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...when telephones had dials and you had to manually change the...
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....change the finger position, which led to many crooked fingers!..
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crooked fingers... which meant that this girl, by the name of Sarah, always had to
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...dial the phone for her mother, who had carpal tunnel syndrome. She loved her mother dearly, but couldn't stand...
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of having to actually listen to her nagging about
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cleaning her closet. Sarah had one of the world's largest collections of..
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scarves.. She had one for every day of the year and thought it was high time she put them to much better use than to just taking up space in her wardrobe. She decided to use them for
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stocking stuffers for the homeless, who she encountered everyday when she visited
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the op shops where she had originally bought all of the beautiful scarves in the first place, so it was very fitting that she should return them to the place she had bought them, to be put to much better use... but while she was there, she fell madly in love with
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a stuffed koala bear, who she traded for some of her scarves, and took him home and named him...
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Berenstein bear, who she had read many books about as a child. She treasured her new found friend and took him on adventures to
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the zoo, where there were many lions and tigers and
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a butterfly enclosure. Sarah decided to leave the door open so that all the butterflies could escape, but one of the staff
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saw her and chased her, and Sara and Bernstein Bear hid in the
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garden and noticed that there was the most beautiful
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calla lily she had ever seen. But what she didn't realize was that koala bears loved to eat calla lilies! While Bernstein was munching away, the zookeeper spotted them and raised his tranquilizer dart, thinking that the koala had escaped from the zoo. When Sarah looked up and saw him, she shouted...
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"The koala went that way", pointing her crooked fingers in the opposite direction... Then Sarah ran as quick as her legs could carry her, right into the arms of
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The biggest gorilla she had ever seen! He had escaped his enclosure in the confusion, after his keeper had accidentally left his gate open while investigating the chaotic scene around him. "Please don't hurt me!", Sarah begged. The gorilla looked at her and
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and smiled and said.. "Would you like to go and see the movie King Kong with me"? to which Sarah replied
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"Sure! But will they let you into the theater"? To which he replied,
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Of course they will. I am King Kong's lost brother and they have asked me to star in
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the sequel, King Kong Goes to Hong Kong, with Fay Wray's great granddaughter playing the lead woman. The only problem is...
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they have found out that I am not really King Kong's lost brother and that I am really
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a mouse in disguise. This changes everything!
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said Sarah.. who was absolutely appalled to think that she had been hoodwinked by what was really just a little mouse. She started to cry and
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the mouse tried to calm her, by explaining that he was really Mickey Mouse, one of the most famous mice in history. Then Sarah realized that
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she had forgotten all about Berenstein, her toy Koala. She had no idea where to start looking for him so
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She went to Build a Bear and beat the stuffing out of all the ones who wouldn't tell her where her bear was! It was awful!
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but thankfully, no bears were too badly harmed during Sarah's moment of anger on not finding Berenstein anywhere. Her search for him continued and as she was going past a shop front window, she noticed that
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there was a stuffed koala bear in one of the windows that looked just like Bernstein bear! She went inside to investigate, and she found out that
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she was in luck. She had finally found her beloved Berenstein Koala bear. There he was, draped in scarves. The very scarves she had originally donated to the op shop. She asked the attendant where she had found Berenstein, to which the woman replied
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"He found me!" "If I didn't KNOW better, I'd say he climbed into my lap!"
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"Oh, thank you so much", said Sarah. She gratefully took Berenstein bear home, minus all the scarves. But just before she reached home she passed a man that she had the feeling she knew. As she looked back
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she recognized the man as the zookeeper who had chased her the other day. Now she wondered if she was in trouble, but just at that very moment, a unicorn appeared
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and said to Sarah.. "Hide over here". Sarah quickly followed the unicorn. They hid behind a building and the zookeeper could not see where they had gone. Sarah asked the unicorn
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"Are you real? I thought unicorns were only imaginary animals!"
To which the unicorn answered, "I only exist if you believe I do. If you see me, then...
To which the unicorn answered, "I only exist if you believe I do. If you see me, then...
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you have the most wonderful imagination". Can you imagine what would happen if
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I had a meeting with the Loch Ness Monster and Sasquatch?
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a little curious and frightened at the same time. The unicorn went on to explain that
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the Loch ness monster and Big foot were in awe of the unicorn because they believed that all mythical creatures were indeed
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real creatures, who just haven't been discovered yet. The world just isn't ready
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for such a wondrous concept. Sarah felt she was so lucky to have met the unicorn and to have heard such
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fantastic tales of their experiences. But there wasn't time to dwell on them just then, because they noticed they were being followed by
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people dressed in Halloween costumes.. considering it is Halloween day today.. Even Berenstein bear was dressed in a
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a broom that she used to pretend she was in a Harry Potter movie. She didn't really like the movie, but she loved
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the books and there were so many of them for her to read. Sarah loved reading and it was a way for her to
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