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THE TINIEST CABIN

A social worker from a big city in Massachusetts recently transferred to
the mountains of Tennessee. Checking out the new territory, he came upon
the tiniest cabin he had ever seen in his life. Intrigued, he went up and knocked
on the door. "Anybody home?", he asked.

"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.

"Is your father there?", asked the social worker.

"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid.

"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.

"Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.

"But," protested the social worker, "are you never together as a family?"

"Sure, but not here," said the kid, through the door.

"This is the outhouse!"


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Government workers are so very smart.
Aren't you overjoyed that they'll soon be handling all
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They must not have a 2 holer! Ever get caugt in one and found out no toilet paper or no Sears Roebuck catalogue??!

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Once while traveling a back road in Kentucky i seen this out house with a TV antenna on it. I stopped & ask the guy about it. He said the farmer rented him the out house to live in. ( huh crazy!) The next week i seen there were 2 antennas there. I stooped & ask again,why 2 of them and the guy said OH heck i just sub leased the basement to old Zeke.

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Could pass the jug,but no "White Lightning in mine,just plain old apple juice. Gave the hootch up 11 years ago. I did get caught in an out house one winter with no Paper wipes,and caught heck from my dad for crying about it. If that last one that oozed out would have froze to me i would have had a tail hooked on me!!

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I'll take a bit of that apple juice, please. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

OK Heres the jug. Wonder why no one else likes the little cabin in the hills?

Thanks!
Heck if I know... maybe cuz they're
not well-lit? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Maybe i need to post another out house story to get some action!!

Well.. you could...
You don't think this one was enough? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

OK Here Goes. John was driving down the highway one day and had to go to the bathroom. He seen this sign 10 mile to the worlds most unusual bathroom. Then 5 more mile to the most extrodinary toilet .He had to go bad but thought i want to see that toilet. Finally just around the bend the most interesting toilet you have ever used. He got there jumped out and asked the old timer setting there on a bench where the toilet was,and was told it was out back. He ran there and there set an old outhouse. Well this was it? he thought. He rushed in,dropped his drawers and let er go! Then NO toilet paper! There was a sign on the wall You has just used the worlds most different toilet. You wipe yourself with your fingers,then stick them in the hole in front of you and they will be cleansed with human lips. He thought OH so groose. He stuck his fingers in the hole and out side this person stands there with 2 bricks and Whack!!! OOHHH Ouch !! THen you guess where the fingers went!! Nasty one HUH!!.

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